To save Navi from the horror!

Has anyone seen The Island yet? If you haven't, then DON'T!! Don't waste your money!! It was HORRIBLE! I wonder what its ratings were? Spoilers ahead if you're ACTUALLY planning to watch it.

The plot was absolutely underdeveloped... and that ending!! What kind of ending was that?! There were SO many problems left unsolved. So what? They ultimately live in a happy clone utopia in which every sponsor simply and unquestioningly accepts the idea that another one of their very self is running around nonchalantly with the million dollar organs and babies and whatnot they were SUPPOSED to get?! The concept really is interesting... but the way it was put to screen was horreeeeeendous. It could have been sooooo much smarter! It probably would've been better off as a mini tv series or something so they could mature the ethical and political aspects of perfect human cloning and the issue of mass cloning to earn profits without the knowledge or consent of the government... and the public, too, I guess, but the public never knows anything anyway. Science is technical, and once that's all figured out and peachy, morality is the real problem <3

YES, I KNOW I AM A DORK. But seriously... I think whoever came up with this movie wrote the chase scenes, fight scenes, and explosions before half-assing the crap plot with those scenes in it. There were some funny moments, but not enough to make up for the piece of shit that is The Island.

All in all: DON'T WATCH THE ISLAND, BECAUSE IT SUCKS. A LOT.


P.S. I was lazy so I just copy and pasted XDDD